cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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venus-nymphaea:


*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ηумρнєт ✧・゚:*✧・゚:*

rebloggin for the axolotl…. my friend roomie has one and that shit is fucking terrifying why is it here

venus-nymphaea:

*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ηумρнєт ・゚:*・゚:*

rebloggin for the axolotl…. my friend roomie has one and that shit is fucking terrifying why is it here


0h-deery:

little girls like me need to be told cute loving stuff all the time or else they’ll get sad and feel neglected and that’s not okay

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rosalarian:

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

I think we could all use these pics today. Golly!

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bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via chomechomekouuu)


french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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okcreepsters:

slythwolf:

okcreepsters:

I can’t remember ever being this angry, ever.

dear straight dudes literally the only difference between sleeping with a bisexual woman and a straight woman is the nagging feeling that ur with someone who eats pussy better than you do

No one tell straight dudes about the secret extra hole that only bi women have down there

okcreepsters:

slythwolf:

okcreepsters:

I can’t remember ever being this angry, ever.

dear straight dudes literally the only difference between sleeping with a bisexual woman and a straight woman is the nagging feeling that ur with someone who eats pussy better than you do

No one tell straight dudes about the secret extra hole that only bi women have down there

(via chomechomekouuu)



momoaibou:

this is a set of vibrators

momoaibou:

this is a set of vibrators

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